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Big Dad still awhn it thirds bi’ seh got tah take mah word. Pongs awhn teevee doin’ nun’ buh tastin’ teers draggin’ life. Zeroh as observdid shee undahflopped levehl an’ secks huh creyein’ didn’ rate.

Sken back bi’ drags awhl out cawhs huh dat chin thanglee.

“Don’t get bwah twah kissed get evereethang.” Moms das sahd drop dat jigglo get yahsef huh hero email Big Dad!

Shee faysin’ shee thirds bi’ seh verchin marree pong zeroh nevuh huh mahn is embahsin’ life.

Maggot kin nowh drink huh whine n’ cawhfee outa huh trophee or lick it offah huh plackh whathevuh. Dahd’s whut shee wawhnt sawhree ’bout Dahd.

Hah goht dah bes’ deal owhnahship dooh-dooh-whop!

Sudge dah hank we thirds bi’ seh draggin’ live ahd dah office huh huh.

Big Dad Duhbull Chin Menu sehs: Fah appetiesah smittee skag raggedee dude stangeedupusheeseh. Fah maehn couhrse kep’ gettin it took nevuh chose zeroh level an’ secks ain’ got it missed evreethang tried dah fake uh rep no upgrahdes at awhl. Fah dessert sudge dah hank thirds bi’ seh drags wit whip creem thin out wit dah backee pahnts napkins awhl thoo life. Toothpicks tah fawhl intah duh beedee beed hank frawhs bichell gaps. Peebodee’s wayhtin’.

“But I don’t wanna sing duh drinkin’ song.” Fahm freek wreckidge you mus’ sang dah dranggin’ song. Hah wants dah truth.

Shee thirds bi’ seh zeroh nevuh heard. Kid cain be ledmon shee cut too long.

SELECT is crappin’ pea green an’ maggot pongs is creyein’ plack eye peenuteeyes. Money mus’ bee right in true business fahm umhumyas.

Huhtackah cuddin’ take it well woman inchneer seh ovah n’ done. Guhnight seckahteree. Nine ten shee face dahn pleedin’ seeyah wuddin’ wanna pee yah huh.

Chewleeyeht n’ meyehk on dah street be awhl hehdscarfs n’ shades hidin’ ain’ sayin’ shi’.

Check ouht dat humptee hump digital underground nose awhl swohle up got it busted wit’ a foldin’ chair when shee lost hah fight in dah studio das right huh huh huh.

Thirds bi’ huh zeroh awhl thoo life. Nevuh had tis’ fuhm freek ownlee paht dah poohseh. Sawhree ’bout yah luh red panzee hoohd “sweetee pah” maggot jes keep it broke arse rollin’. Lehgs Open Tah Big Dad Woof!

Hah rocktit dah pongs worl’ so harhd duh lesson coudn’ be got an’ hah grajewatit twice.

Skang bwah hah don’ wake up dat earhlee an’ Ain’ Willin’ Tah Lissen Fughet ’bout ihd.

Das a cheewahwah name humberto Peyeowhh!

Ain’ no rates is drahg obvyes. She hert nevuh hah mahn like shee ben dun awhl huh life owht huff iht desprit fakuh huh huh.

Squang bwah checkin’ his haff inj hayven wit his dreemed up pussishin thirds bi’ zeroh awhl thoo life.

We livin’ in comfort got it Thirds Bi’ Seh!

Is desprit pane for us tuh be Bettern’ Sheeh Is!

Ahh who laffs fah reel Laffs Dah Bes’

We awhlways got it instead a huh life storee ah dat. Check it owht hah friggen pong looseh.

There’s dah farm freek oddbawhl dat went thoo life wit us got terminated thirds bi’ seh injuneer level thufferin’ thuckatash!

Yuh know Tina Turner wuhs Anna Mae Bullock so jus’ do whut yah like it’s awhright wit us Simmons.

Shee no count sissee creyein’ frum duh peenut gallrhee draggin’ thirds bi’ zeroh nevuh hah mahn.

Beedeebeed hank frawhs bichell had tah goh stangeedue like shee shangkah or suhm fuhn’ bodee huh huh.

Fuh’ nawh like evereebodee heeyah say whas’ dat ah rehd ‘coon awhn top yo’ head mah settlekahkah? Grampaw got it fuh reel.

Luh dat thang awhn his face. Big Dad got dah humperdinks in mah twentees is nice no need tah worree. No haid encorepraid.

She wood eem cut school tah guard huh arrangement whut kep’ huh creyein’ an’ beggin’ kep’ gettin’ took shee dat sahd no mahn. Twentee-ain’, twen-deenied, thirds bi’ seh.

Dah plot thickens hue bangee drag bwah got frawhline kessler awhn bloopahs ’bout dat stang.

Jus’ dubble chin jang bwah dah fungswayh cane kachang like dat.

Judge et neckbohne makin’ good dough awhn teevee onlee way hah wood live wit dat stoop trag too. She creyein’ eezee fuh us zeroh nevuh huh mahn. Big Dad got laid paid histree.

Hah hah ghet it nah shee nevuh chose zeroh thirds bi’ nah haff seh. Shee stopdid col’ frum bein’ huh mahn ‘cawhs shee cane be one juvenhile offhender is awhl no reel sucksess storee.

Peebodee segs fayg creyeonics goht blowed awayh no competisshin’ such dah problem tried tah fake ah secks rep cawhs shee thirds bi’ loseh nevuh stood ah chance woodn’ been able tah handuhl it.

Hah didn’ haftah bi’ setluhm like dat jus’ deceyetit to. Dat haddah prom treyein’ tah bee blag awhl collahs n’ agehs n’ seckses wus hittin’ it.

King didn’ approve of a zeroh tryin’ tah fake huh secks rep. Dah Provin’ Groun’ Of An Artist.

Awhl ‘at is a mistriawhl wit judge e.t. neckbone ’cause trag arse cane pay no ‘tention thirds bi seh Desprit Big Dad Awhlways Got It!

She secks prom zeroh nevuh hah mahn. Ah Heeyah Whus Wrawhng Wit Huh!

Ah nevuh thirds bi’ debates mah name. Mah moms wun’ stewpit enuff tah cawhse dat.

Jes’ lahk ahah Fuhum Freehk Generawhl!

Dah pong kep’ wantin’ it Big Dad Kep’ Hittin’ It Woof! First one’s a girl.

Nevuh chose zeroh tried tah fake dah rep huh. Got it took Jahnis N’ Awhgus N’ Steev tah name some.

‘Cawhs dah arrangement Wun’ Feelin’ Huh they nevuh touched.

Dus evrybodee eem dah contestants jackee jackson broke it ihn. Big Dad broke in dah pong generawhl two babees. She dragged owht thirds bi’ seh zeroh nevuh huh mahn no contest. Dis Heeyah’s Wah!

Yous dah boob an’ ahm go cut sum cawhnahs.
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She dah nevuh chose zeroh tried tah fake huh secks rep. She awh hawhs laff Funnee awhl thoo life.

Newtrawhl skang bwah an’ bi’ seh frawhline kessler nevuh do strip an’ have a good tahm. Three snaps in a circle fah huebangee drag bwah.

Whas yah prom ack like yah nevuh hahd Good Food befoh?

“We listened to your music and think you’re a Great Drummer!” Know das right.

Big Dad playin’ France dawhg! Luh! Luh!

Wish dayh awhl could be California Bi’ Seh!