http://SELECT.today.com The Official Blog of SELECT Records Sat, 12 Sep 2009 06:53:14 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Das wah rueh pawhl teyereeah ain god no babees cane take it nowah bud dah arse like dat thirds bi' vergen marree zeroh whut wus nevah huh mahn.Shee keep bi' seh creyein' hin dah pahkin' loht wishin' shee couhd reelate. Big Dad awhl up inyah ain' pullin' ouht. ... http://SELECT.today.com/2009/09/09/hah-meen-bihnehs/ Thirds bi' loosah treyed tah fake dah rep.Shee creyein' pawhl ruint fah life embahsdid nun like him wood bee wid huh.Cawhs shee ain' got nun cane say nun traggin' huh creyein embahs ack is awhl missed it awhl thoo life thirds bi' seh shee ouht of it Big Dad dah ... http://SELECT.today.com/2009/08/30/us-awhhh/ Packee pahnts is eadin' dah bosses slahbah kissin' pong arse. Smitteeskagraggedeedudestangeedupusheesay obvyeslee hedbuttin' it bag awhl out husbin ain' shi'.Bi' seh trag arse whutevah teemed up wit huebangee trag bwah creyes evree mawhnin' 'bout Ultimate Big Dad kin tell they both want some.Godjah thirds bi' seh budwhubbins fo' dah ... http://SELECT.today.com/2009/08/06/elementree-peebodee/ Jus' Creyein Buhshinyawhn hain' goht Da Big Dad storee 'strate. Pong didn' have hit flunked college, lost career, tits his hunderdeveloped cuddin' be chose fah modelin' deel thus no chaperohnin' posishin fah huh fathuh stepmom rules rahahad.Me an' dubbuhl chin go name ouah babee Soohn Yeeh. Buy this file:2255299Shee bi' ... http://SELECT.today.com/2009/07/28/aint-hah-hit-wehnt/ Hahm tellin' yah lisnin' tah SELECT Records is time well spent!Draggin' huh kahpoop awhl thoo life shee nevuh chose out 'n dah cold losah.Secks surgiclee removed is Big Dad Onlee Whoevuhs Next Don' Get Nuthin'.Dahs hah whide duh strands an' roots awh on smittee skag raggedee dude stangeedupusheeseh. Peebodee ... http://SELECT.today.com/2009/06/18/latest-from-select/ Big Dad Credentials is awhl validated dem fuehls up in dah office don' need any more. Dat thirds' bi' zeroh treyed tah fake wit no hope sheeah nevuh be needed. Hahm cleen goht it.Hahwood stork secks shame got a lil' one shee tol' Samuel L. Thirds bi' ... http://SELECT.today.com/2009/06/06/nevuh-happen-again/ Seyemahn Sehs beeh huh deyek ho' leyeawh. Heen pus' huh run jehremee production noht SELECT. Grampawh strokes tah dah eas' strokes tah dah wes' strokes tah dah ohne dat suh-fuh dah bes' strokes it strokes it. Life's fullah muhstakes.Is payday n' foohs is desprit streemlee dum' how 'bout dat ... http://SELECT.today.com/2009/04/08/seyemahn-sehs/ Genie's Ouht Dah Bottle hain' goin' back in! Nawh is seh such duh hank wannabee like skang bwah n' dat stoop judge bullyawhn is played ouht.Nawh shee bi' seh mateo bahdlee hurd chickened ouht ran, sahn mateo wuhs huh knocked ouht cripple' mahmah. http://SELECT.today.com/2009/04/02/yeeouh-hain-gottah-worree/ Shee cryin' tah us thirds bi' seh zeroh nevuh hah mahn. She Ain' Nowhah!Dat ol' blahn brahd wus up in dat office Barkin' 'Bout Sum limpin' roun' in high heels awhlways carryin' a big clay coffee muhug.Yeeouh behn realitee over-ruhldid since yo' broke pong arse awh nevuh bee ... http://SELECT.today.com/2009/03/28/huh-mama-got-foil/ We god dis shee awhl thoo is duh life of it broke twah uff awhl tahm thirds bi' seh huh zeroh. Us ahh Janice! You judgedid huh right 'cause shee wus Phonee Jehlus An' Steeoopit!Fat is Whar We's Aht! Ain' noh awghuhment frum pig gutt cuntree gurls shee ... http://SELECT.today.com/2009/03/23/queen-faykah-duh-furs/