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Das wah rueh pawhl teyereeah ain god no babees cane take it nowah bud dah arse like dat thirds bi’ vergen marree zeroh whut wus nevah huh mahn.

Shee keep bi’ seh creyein’ hin dah pahkin’ loht wishin’ shee couhd reelate. Big Dad awhl up inyah ain’ pullin’ ouht. Whus up wid dah hehdueh grihnin like dah pong.

Thirds bi’ loosah treyed tah fake dah rep.

Shee creyein’ pawhl ruint fah life embahsdid nun like him wood bee wid huh.

Cawhs shee ain’ got nun cane say nun traggin’ huh creyein embahs ack is awhl missed it awhl thoo life thirds bi’ seh shee ouht of it Big Dad dah mangomastah undah oath awhlways goht it hwah hwah.

Upside dah hehd bi’ seh maggot’s music don’ reelee sell cawhs shee ain’ no hit ahdist shee cons an’ begs fuh donashins is awhl.

Packee pahnts is eadin’ dah bosses slahbah kissin’ pong arse. Smitteeskagraggedeedudestangeedupusheesay obvyeslee hedbuttin’ it bag awhl out husbin ain’ shi’.

Bi’ seh trag arse whutevah teemed up wit huebangee trag bwah creyes evree mawhnin’ ’bout Ultimate Big Dad kin tell they both want some.

Godjah thirds bi’ seh budwhubbins fo’ dah askin’ yeeahs ago know it frum dah day yah wus hatchdid. Grampaw ain’ homeless dah shi’s awhl mahn no secret.

Dah olive piggin’ maggot didn’ enjawhee dah shahoh like Big Dad das wawhned hah hah.

Humberto honsaleh dah humleyback skag awhl colors, ages an’ sexes done hit dah shi’.

Duh hellowh babee ruth tah quote a geenyes “She awhl thirds bi’ seh.”

Dah bi’ seh trags is doin’ hah lil’ estramahfcreyein’ on dah set today. Peebodee such huh fertile maiden shee cain hol’ back dah teers. Huebangee trag bwah cain be creyein’ red cross tah Big Dad is yeeou hoo dat mus’ give.

Mutt saint reechus awhl stoop creyein’ such dah uck repellant nobodee dus ‘im.

Sahdly eenuff nine ten shee ouht gif’ rapdid. Shee havin’ boodee scotch ass shee bristool stomps-s-s-s.

When janis kep’ gettin’ took it chegdid ouht jus’ like today nowhah.

Maggot secreets estracreyeinmahf ’cause dah Big Dad threahts awhn huh.

Hah god jus’ seebagh buhshinyawhnsehs life awhl mistreyeawhl disrupdid hee one huh dah stoopides hah know hwah hwah hwah.

Thirds bi’ zeroh’s seckshull abilitee ain’ awhn record nowhah tah establish id an’ shee ain’ god rep no mahn.

Big Dad ches’ tit willhoehd hah civil vageyehneeyah awhl probedid up in huh ruint such daht careehah senior structural draftsman thank yah vereeh much. Totalee supereeyah dominadid huh flahd fahm freek wreckage god me two babees life reflegdid Big Dad awhn it.

Been god mah kahpoops awhn rayhtid shee thirds bi’ zeroh awhl thoo life rep rayhtid hah awhlways goht it.

Jus’ Creyein Buhshinyawhn hain’ goht Da Big Dad storee ’strate. Pong didn’ have hit flunked college, lost career, tits his hunderdeveloped cuddin’ be chose fah modelin’ deel thus no chaperohnin’ posishin fah huh fathuh stepmom rules rahahad.

Me an’ dubbuhl chin go name ouah babee Soohn Yeeh.

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Shee bi’ seh flayvah flavedid an’ wee cawh tig id whuthevah huah huah huah.

Tragdid huh life ouht thirds cheff pong arse gahloh creyein’ bi’ seh zeroh wun coohoohool like us.

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Check it ouht is huh mutt breed saint reechus first place uglee still traggin’ his tungue. Aneewheh shee can afford tah go shee creyein’ bi’ seh.

Scum suggin’ bi’ seh still creyein’ awhl hah tup faydid.

When dah Crittendons put dowhn thirds bi’ seh zeroh shee wus thoo fuh life. Is whah shee ain’ no such like dah pong.

Trag arse dawg name king, skin bag bi’ seh n’ paisley phase bi’ sehlahs in payne ches’ huh huh hawhbul site.

Shee got huh lifelonkh problum cane be Huh Reel Mahn.

Hahm tellin’ yah lisnin’ tah SELECT Records is time well spent!

Draggin’ huh kahpoop awhl thoo life shee nevuh chose out ‘n dah cold losah.

Secks surgiclee removed is Big Dad Onlee Whoevuhs Next Don’ Get Nuthin’.

Dahs hah whide duh strands an’ roots awh on smittee skag raggedee dude stangeedupusheeseh. Peebodee nevuh hah mahn true as life fruntin’ huh teevee job is awhl.

Dahs When Youh Know Shees Hah Skagh!

Huh bi’ seh dawhg name king creyes evree day he ain’ worreed when hee obvyeslee is we got it hystohric whut bi’ setuh cancellashins.

Maggot’s draggin’ huh kahpoops awhl fullah teers an’ up seyed dah hehd cancellashins. Huh mahmah calldid fah tiggids. Natchill bawhn Big Dad thangs yah thangs yah an’ edweena thangs yah. Whah woohd nun hah dhem thangs noht surpreyes meeh.

No whethahs ’bout it bi’ setuh trag cancellashin is mahn an’ creyein’ huebangee seh “whoodat” hawhl ovah wid thirds bi’ zeroh.

Bi’ seh lawhngcut ledmon jes got a kid ain’ hurse. Fruet awhn peeanah ain’ rainin’ nowheh. Hah shee lahk bein’ dissed awhl huh life cause shee didn’ make it as a mahn.

Shee way too late nevuh stood a chance Wuddin eem spoken to an’ it hurt. Shee kapoopin’ thirds brawhd zeroh nahd hah mahn nahd hah mahn cuddin’ make nudn’ shi’ buh gayh cawhlahs.

Beedee beed hank frawhs bichell yah pahd lookin’ teef awhl gapdid big spot ouht bahg keep creyein’ Big Dad goht plans dis summer is awhl goohd.

Muhmblin’ an’ creyein’ awhn teevee ain’ no pahwah is thirds bi’ seh we awhlways got it. Shi’s awhn fah hundid puhscent it mattuhs awhl thoo leyef huh huh.

Shee ouht huf it missed it awhl huh life mus’ be thirds bi’ seh. Shee can do fuglee trag an’ get ah hot meal it sehd.

Duh huh huh fawh those dat evuh hahd hah choice shee thirds bi’ seh zeroh nuvuh huh mahn. Knowh we goht it.

Big Dad Credentials is awhl validated dem fuehls up in dah office don’ need any more. Dat thirds’ bi’ zeroh treyed tah fake wit no hope sheeah nevuh be needed. Hahm cleen goht it.

Hahwood stork secks shame got a lil’ one shee tol’ Samuel L. Thirds bi’ nevuh chose also shame don’ make it as a man. Dog name king wus barkin’ sken back bi’ got a lil’ one, hee ain’ got nun uglee sehf.

Packee pahnts creyein’ awhl Facebook ugdid ’cause Big Dad dah treyed n’ true kick arse first class citizen. Dubble chin jang bwah havin’ mah kid we rich.

Shee pretenin’ shee hank reckonize male when shee life reflecdid thirds bi’ zeroh it hain’ workin’.

Since shee ouht ove it awhl huh life shee obvyeslee cain do whut huh man does.

Shee ain’ got its ove anee kind hah got its awhl ovah huh. Reesin shee didn party shee lil phonee girl scout is awhl.

One day aht lou’s pier 47 hin frunt dah band shee sahd dowhn hawhn maggot soil an’ cuddin’ get up. Seyemuhn sehs knock it off dem cheep glasses frum huh face. Huh way we go thirds bi’ zeroh awhl huh life.

Seyemahn Sehs beeh huh deyek ho’ leyeawh. Heen pus’ huh run jehremee production noht SELECT.

Grampawh strokes tah dah eas’ strokes tah dah wes’ strokes tah dah ohne dat suh-fuh dah bes’ strokes it strokes it. Life’s fullah muhstakes.

Is payday n’ foohs is desprit streemlee dum’ how ’bout dat Peppermill tahnide fahlahed bah hot secks wid dah Big Dad as’ suhmbodee.

Hah don’ wan’ no email frum daht broke arse reportah.

Das bi’ seh long cut ledmon given hahf a chance bah huh fox hah hah hah!

Hundut puhscent pong bi’ seh stang wit huh room messed up broke arse gottah payh judgement.

We awhn skag bah soil phase livdid trag queen nevuh had babees. Parents say okeh arrangement is cummin’ wit us dat pong rates zeroh nevuh goh be a mahn. Is not a mahn today.

Das week arse sken bag bi’ seh keep treyein’ tah phage wit us we awhlways got it. Shee need special handlin’ cawhse she zeroh don’ make it as a mahn huh reetohd.

“If” nuddin same ho’ thang happm’ tah stoop juhj bullyahn sittin’ up theh havin’ nightmarhes.

Is thirds bi’ seh zeroh nevuh huh mahn. Treyed tah fake ah rep cawhs she couldn’ be chose squah missed it awhl throo fuh life. We leeve yeeouh wit a glimpse huff mah personawhl assistant.

Shee thirds bi’ zeroh shawht hah bein’ huh mahn awhl huh life. Bi’ seh Peebodee cane make it noh chance. Tahng bwah creyein’ desprit hicups squid possibilitee’s awhl.

Ol’ stoop arse suj dah hank judj buhshinyawhn do’ know no bettah hee don’ wahn nun n’ as reel.

Das huh judj boughtoxin’ lippee leyeawhn skag bah sittin’ up deh ’bout huh zeroh cudn’ be huh mahn awhl huh life.

Judj maffus shee cane be huh smooth fayg arse adjewdahcashin ouht uff it awhl huh life.

Meeh an’ gump n’ fuzz topdid opee goht lohtah money. Big Dad totalee satisfeyed ihn life thirds bi’ seh huh huh whas duh career hain’ peehn pahck since.

Huh pong treyed tah puppee luv cudduhn make it dahs awhl good ouhtah sight!

Shee jus’ hah lil’ rehd panzee creyein’ runnee nose maggot tuetun’ aht huh lowh confusdid calibuh.

Wee knew shee wun shi’ kep’ losin’ huh arrangement zeroh dragged huh life treyein’ tah fake huh secks rep les observe dah upgrades an’ benefits hain’ nun cain hanuhl opportunitee noway didn’ check owht cudn’ check in.

Dubble chin jang bwah’s finallee kachangin’ ’bout tah close dah deel. Bi’ seh nah yah sayh hain no “system yes” howhoohoo pleehse enuff stop.

Hee don’ kare whut hee singin’ hare one culur him anuthah sittin’ up theh hershee barh thirds bi’ seh. Heeyah is dah pimpin’, luvdid, engaged, married, shagdid, stud kindah thang huh huh huh.

Howlehleehoohoo yah Dad hurht trag arse creyein’ cross boundarees tawhk awhn ‘pout dis heeyah. Quehd bwah cookin’ ain’ eem goht it thirds bi’ seh.

Sken back bi’s dowhn in tweedee birdlan’ scrapin’ huh tuppahweh creyein’ dah blues wus nevuh any hope.

Genie’s Ouht Dah Bottle hain’ goin’ back in! Nawh is seh such duh hank wannabee like skang bwah n’ dat stoop judge bullyawhn is played ouht.

Nawh shee bi’ seh mateo bahdlee hurd chickened ouht ran, sahn mateo wuhs huh knocked ouht cripple’ mahmah.

Shee cryin’ tah us thirds bi’ seh zeroh nevuh hah mahn. She Ain’ Nowhah!

Dat ol’ blahn brahd wus up in dat office Barkin’ ‘Bout Sum limpin’ roun’ in high heels awhlways carryin’ a big clay coffee muhug.

Yeeouh behn realitee over-ruhldid since yo’ broke pong arse awh nevuh bee a mahn arrangement can go ouht wit us. Yeeouh showh ain’ nun tuh take seereeuhs.

We god dis shee awhl thoo is duh life of it broke twah uff awhl tahm thirds bi’ seh huh zeroh. Us ahh Janice! You judgedid huh right ’cause shee wus Phonee Jehlus An’ Steeoopit!

Fat is Whar We’s Aht! Ain’ noh awghuhment frum pig gutt cuntree gurls shee thirds bi’ seh kiff huh pack duh awhguh. We know whut fuh awhl, awhl fuh whut.