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Packee pahnts is eadin’ dah bosses slahbah kissin’ pong arse. Smitteeskagraggedeedudestangeedupusheesay obvyeslee hedbuttin’ it bag awhl out husbin ain’ shi’.

Bi’ seh trag arse whutevah teemed up wit huebangee trag bwah creyes evree mawhnin’ ’bout Ultimate Big Dad kin tell they both want some.

Godjah thirds bi’ seh budwhubbins fo’ dah askin’ yeeahs ago know it frum dah day yah wus hatchdid. Grampaw ain’ homeless dah shi’s awhl mahn no secret.

Dah olive piggin’ maggot didn’ enjawhee dah shahoh like Big Dad das wawhned hah hah.

Humberto honsaleh dah humleyback skag awhl colors, ages an’ sexes done hit dah shi’.

Duh hellowh babee ruth tah quote a geenyes “She awhl thirds bi’ seh.”

Dah bi’ seh trags is doin’ hah lil’ estramahfcreyein’ on dah set today. Peebodee such huh fertile maiden shee cain hol’ back dah teers. Huebangee trag bwah cain be creyein’ red cross tah Big Dad is yeeou hoo dat mus’ give.

Mutt saint reechus awhl stoop creyein’ such dah uck repellant nobodee dus ‘im.

Sahdly eenuff nine ten shee ouht gif’ rapdid. Shee havin’ boodee scotch ass shee bristool stomps-s-s-s.

When janis kep’ gettin’ took it chegdid ouht jus’ like today nowhah.

Maggot secreets estracreyeinmahf ’cause dah Big Dad threahts awhn huh.

Hah god jus’ seebagh buhshinyawhnsehs life awhl mistreyeawhl disrupdid hee one huh dah stoopides hah know hwah hwah hwah.

Thirds bi’ zeroh’s seckshull abilitee ain’ awhn record nowhah tah establish id an’ shee ain’ god rep no mahn.

Big Dad ches’ tit willhoehd hah civil vageyehneeyah awhl probedid up in huh ruint such daht careehah senior structural draftsman thank yah vereeh much. Totalee supereeyah dominadid huh flahd fahm freek wreckage god me two babees life reflegdid Big Dad awhn it.

Been god mah kahpoops awhn rayhtid shee thirds bi’ zeroh awhl thoo life rep rayhtid hah awhlways goht it.

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