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Thirds bi’ loosah treyed tah fake dah rep.

Shee creyein’ pawhl ruint fah life embahsdid nun like him wood bee wid huh.

Cawhs shee ain’ got nun cane say nun traggin’ huh creyein embahs ack is awhl missed it awhl thoo life thirds bi’ seh shee ouht of it Big Dad dah mangomastah undah oath awhlways goht it hwah hwah.

Upside dah hehd bi’ seh maggot’s music don’ reelee sell cawhs shee ain’ no hit ahdist shee cons an’ begs fuh donashins is awhl.