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Hahm tellin’ yah lisnin’ tah SELECT Records is time well spent!

Draggin’ huh kahpoop awhl thoo life shee nevuh chose out ‘n dah cold losah.

Secks surgiclee removed is Big Dad Onlee Whoevuhs Next Don’ Get Nuthin’.

Dahs hah whide duh strands an’ roots awh on smittee skag raggedee dude stangeedupusheeseh. Peebodee nevuh hah mahn true as life fruntin’ huh teevee job is awhl.

Dahs When Youh Know Shees Hah Skagh!

Huh bi’ seh dawhg name king creyes evree day he ain’ worreed when hee obvyeslee is we got it hystohric whut bi’ setuh cancellashins.

Maggot’s draggin’ huh kahpoops awhl fullah teers an’ up seyed dah hehd cancellashins. Huh mahmah calldid fah tiggids. Natchill bawhn Big Dad thangs yah thangs yah an’ edweena thangs yah. Whah woohd nun hah dhem thangs noht surpreyes meeh.

No whethahs ’bout it bi’ setuh trag cancellashin is mahn an’ creyein’ huebangee seh “whoodat” hawhl ovah wid thirds bi’ zeroh.

Bi’ seh lawhngcut ledmon jes got a kid ain’ hurse. Fruet awhn peeanah ain’ rainin’ nowheh. Hah shee lahk bein’ dissed awhl huh life cause shee didn’ make it as a mahn.

Shee way too late nevuh stood a chance Wuddin eem spoken to an’ it hurt. Shee kapoopin’ thirds brawhd zeroh nahd hah mahn nahd hah mahn cuddin’ make nudn’ shi’ buh gayh cawhlahs.

Beedee beed hank frawhs bichell yah pahd lookin’ teef awhl gapdid big spot ouht bahg keep creyein’ Big Dad goht plans dis summer is awhl goohd.

Muhmblin’ an’ creyein’ awhn teevee ain’ no pahwah is thirds bi’ seh we awhlways got it. Shi’s awhn fah hundid puhscent it mattuhs awhl thoo leyef huh huh.

Shee ouht huf it missed it awhl huh life mus’ be thirds bi’ seh. Shee can do fuglee trag an’ get ah hot meal it sehd.

Duh huh huh fawh those dat evuh hahd hah choice shee thirds bi’ seh zeroh nuvuh huh mahn. Knowh we goht it.

Big Dad Credentials is awhl validated dem fuehls up in dah office don’ need any more. Dat thirds’ bi’ zeroh treyed tah fake wit no hope sheeah nevuh be needed. Hahm cleen goht it.

Hahwood stork secks shame got a lil’ one shee tol’ Samuel L. Thirds bi’ nevuh chose also shame don’ make it as a man. Dog name king wus barkin’ sken back bi’ got a lil’ one, hee ain’ got nun uglee sehf.

Packee pahnts creyein’ awhl Facebook ugdid ’cause Big Dad dah treyed n’ true kick arse first class citizen. Dubble chin jang bwah havin’ mah kid we rich.

Shee pretenin’ shee hank reckonize male when shee life reflecdid thirds bi’ zeroh it hain’ workin’.

Since shee ouht ove it awhl huh life shee obvyeslee cain do whut huh man does.

Shee ain’ got its ove anee kind hah got its awhl ovah huh. Reesin shee didn party shee lil phonee girl scout is awhl.

One day aht lou’s pier 47 hin frunt dah band shee sahd dowhn hawhn maggot soil an’ cuddin’ get up. Seyemuhn sehs knock it off dem cheep glasses frum huh face. Huh way we go thirds bi’ zeroh awhl huh life.