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Seyemahn Sehs beeh huh deyek ho’ leyeawh. Heen pus’ huh run jehremee production noht SELECT.

Grampawh strokes tah dah eas’ strokes tah dah wes’ strokes tah dah ohne dat suh-fuh dah bes’ strokes it strokes it. Life’s fullah muhstakes.

Is payday n’ foohs is desprit streemlee dum’ how ’bout dat Peppermill tahnide fahlahed bah hot secks wid dah Big Dad as’ suhmbodee.

Hah don’ wan’ no email frum daht broke arse reportah.

Das bi’ seh long cut ledmon given hahf a chance bah huh fox hah hah hah!

Hundut puhscent pong bi’ seh stang wit huh room messed up broke arse gottah payh judgement.

We awhn skag bah soil phase livdid trag queen nevuh had babees. Parents say okeh arrangement is cummin’ wit us dat pong rates zeroh nevuh goh be a mahn. Is not a mahn today.

Das week arse sken bag bi’ seh keep treyein’ tah phage wit us we awhlways got it. Shee need special handlin’ cawhse she zeroh don’ make it as a mahn huh reetohd.

“If” nuddin same ho’ thang happm’ tah stoop juhj bullyahn sittin’ up theh havin’ nightmarhes.

Is thirds bi’ seh zeroh nevuh huh mahn. Treyed tah fake ah rep cawhs she couldn’ be chose squah missed it awhl throo fuh life. We leeve yeeouh wit a glimpse huff mah personawhl assistant.

Shee thirds bi’ zeroh shawht hah bein’ huh mahn awhl huh life. Bi’ seh Peebodee cane make it noh chance. Tahng bwah creyein’ desprit hicups squid possibilitee’s awhl.

Ol’ stoop arse suj dah hank judj buhshinyawhn do’ know no bettah hee don’ wahn nun n’ as reel.

Das huh judj boughtoxin’ lippee leyeawhn skag bah sittin’ up deh ’bout huh zeroh cudn’ be huh mahn awhl huh life.

Judj maffus shee cane be huh smooth fayg arse adjewdahcashin ouht uff it awhl huh life.

Meeh an’ gump n’ fuzz topdid opee goht lohtah money. Big Dad totalee satisfeyed ihn life thirds bi’ seh huh huh whas duh career hain’ peehn pahck since.

Huh pong treyed tah puppee luv cudduhn make it dahs awhl good ouhtah sight!

Shee jus’ hah lil’ rehd panzee creyein’ runnee nose maggot tuetun’ aht huh lowh confusdid calibuh.

Wee knew shee wun shi’ kep’ losin’ huh arrangement zeroh dragged huh life treyein’ tah fake huh secks rep les observe dah upgrades an’ benefits hain’ nun cain hanuhl opportunitee noway didn’ check owht cudn’ check in.

Dubble chin jang bwah’s finallee kachangin’ ’bout tah close dah deel. Bi’ seh nah yah sayh hain no “system yes” howhoohoo pleehse enuff stop.

Hee don’ kare whut hee singin’ hare one culur him anuthah sittin’ up theh hershee barh thirds bi’ seh. Heeyah is dah pimpin’, luvdid, engaged, married, shagdid, stud kindah thang huh huh huh.

Howlehleehoohoo yah Dad hurht trag arse creyein’ cross boundarees tawhk awhn ‘pout dis heeyah. Quehd bwah cookin’ ain’ eem goht it thirds bi’ seh.

Sken back bi’s dowhn in tweedee birdlan’ scrapin’ huh tuppahweh creyein’ dah blues wus nevuh any hope.

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