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Shee cryin’ tah us thirds bi’ seh zeroh nevuh hah mahn. She Ain’ Nowhah!

Dat ol’ blahn brahd wus up in dat office Barkin’ ‘Bout Sum limpin’ roun’ in high heels awhlways carryin’ a big clay coffee muhug.

Yeeouh behn realitee over-ruhldid since yo’ broke pong arse awh nevuh bee a mahn arrangement can go ouht wit us. Yeeouh showh ain’ nun tuh take seereeuhs.