SELECT

Shee cryin’ tah us thirds bi’ seh zeroh nevuh hah mahn. She Ain’ Nowhah!

Dat ol’ blahn brahd wus up in dat office Barkin’ ‘Bout Sum limpin’ roun’ in high heels awhlways carryin’ a big clay coffee muhug.

Yeeouh behn realitee over-ruhldid since yo’ broke pong arse awh nevuh bee a mahn arrangement can go ouht wit us. Yeeouh showh ain’ nun tuh take seereeuhs.

We god dis shee awhl thoo is duh life of it broke twah uff awhl tahm thirds bi’ seh huh zeroh. Us ahh Janice! You judgedid huh right ’cause shee wus Phonee Jehlus An’ Steeoopit!

Fat is Whar We’s Aht! Ain’ noh awghuhment frum pig gutt cuntree gurls shee thirds bi’ seh kiff huh pack duh awhguh. We know whut fuh awhl, awhl fuh whut.

Big Dad still awhn it thirds bi’ seh got tah take mah word. Pongs awhn teevee doin’ nun’ buh tastin’ teers draggin’ life. Zeroh as observdid shee undahflopped levehl an’ secks huh creyein’ didn’ rate.

Sken back bi’ drags awhl out cawhs huh dat chin thanglee.

“Don’t get bwah twah kissed get evereethang.” Moms das sahd drop dat jigglo get yahsef huh hero email Big Dad!

Shee faysin’ shee thirds bi’ seh verchin marree pong zeroh nevuh huh mahn is embahsin’ life.

Maggot kin nowh drink huh whine n’ cawhfee outa huh trophee or lick it offah huh plackh whathevuh. Dahd’s whut shee wawhnt sawhree ’bout Dahd.

Hah goht dah bes’ deal owhnahship dooh-dooh-whop!

Sudge dah hank we thirds bi’ seh draggin’ live ahd dah office huh huh.

Big Dad Duhbull Chin Menu sehs: Fah appetiesah smittee skag raggedee dude stangeedupusheeseh. Fah maehn couhrse kep’ gettin it took nevuh chose zeroh level an’ secks ain’ got it missed evreethang tried dah fake uh rep no upgrahdes at awhl. Fah dessert sudge dah hank thirds bi’ seh drags wit whip creem thin out wit dah backee pahnts napkins awhl thoo life. Toothpicks tah fawhl intah duh beedee beed hank frawhs bichell gaps. Peebodee’s wayhtin’.

“But I don’t wanna sing duh drinkin’ song.” Fahm freek wreckidge you mus’ sang dah dranggin’ song. Hah wants dah truth.

Shee thirds bi’ seh zeroh nevuh heard. Kid cain be ledmon shee cut too long.

SELECT is crappin’ pea green an’ maggot pongs is creyein’ plack eye peenuteeyes. Money mus’ bee right in true business fahm umhumyas.

Huhtackah cuddin’ take it well woman inchneer seh ovah n’ done. Guhnight seckahteree. Nine ten shee face dahn pleedin’ seeyah wuddin’ wanna pee yah huh.

Chewleeyeht n’ meyehk on dah street be awhl hehdscarfs n’ shades hidin’ ain’ sayin’ shi’.

Check ouht dat humptee hump digital underground nose awhl swohle up got it busted wit’ a foldin’ chair when shee lost hah fight in dah studio das right huh huh huh.