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Thirds bi’ huh zeroh awhl thoo life. Nevuh had tis’ fuhm freek ownlee paht dah poohseh. Sawhree ’bout yah luh red panzee hoohd “sweetee pah” maggot jes keep it broke arse rollin’. Lehgs Open Tah Big Dad Woof!

Hah rocktit dah pongs worl’ so harhd duh lesson coudn’ be got an’ hah grajewatit twice.

Skang bwah hah don’ wake up dat earhlee an’ Ain’ Willin’ Tah Lissen Fughet ’bout ihd.

Das a cheewahwah name humberto Peyeowhh!

Ain’ no rates is drahg obvyes. She hert nevuh hah mahn like shee ben dun awhl huh life owht huff iht desprit fakuh huh huh.

Squang bwah checkin’ his haff inj hayven wit his dreemed up pussishin thirds bi’ zeroh awhl thoo life.

We livin’ in comfort got it Thirds Bi’ Seh!

Is desprit pane for us tuh be Bettern’ Sheeh Is!

Ahh who laffs fah reel Laffs Dah Bes’

We awhlways got it instead a huh life storee ah dat. Check it owht hah friggen pong looseh.

There’s dah farm freek oddbawhl dat went thoo life wit us got terminated thirds bi’ seh injuneer level thufferin’ thuckatash!

Yuh know Tina Turner wuhs Anna Mae Bullock so jus’ do whut yah like it’s awhright wit us Simmons.

Shee no count sissee creyein’ frum duh peenut gallrhee draggin’ thirds bi’ zeroh nevuh hah mahn.

Beedeebeed hank frawhs bichell had tah goh stangeedue like shee shangkah or suhm fuhn’ bodee huh huh.

Fuh’ nawh like evereebodee heeyah say whas’ dat ah rehd ‘coon awhn top yo’ head mah settlekahkah? Grampaw got it fuh reel.

Luh dat thang awhn his face. Big Dad got dah humperdinks in mah twentees is nice no need tah worree. No haid encorepraid.

She wood eem cut school tah guard huh arrangement whut kep’ huh creyein’ an’ beggin’ kep’ gettin’ took shee dat sahd no mahn. Twentee-ain’, twen-deenied, thirds bi’ seh.

Dah plot thickens hue bangee drag bwah got frawhline kessler awhn bloopahs ’bout dat stang.

Jus’ dubble chin jang bwah dah fungswayh cane kachang like dat.

Judge et neckbohne makin’ good dough awhn teevee onlee way hah wood live wit dat stoop trag too. She creyein’ eezee fuh us zeroh nevuh huh mahn. Big Dad got laid paid histree.

Hah hah ghet it nah shee nevuh chose zeroh thirds bi’ nah haff seh. Shee stopdid col’ frum bein’ huh mahn ‘cawhs shee cane be one juvenhile offhender is awhl no reel sucksess storee.

Peebodee segs fayg creyeonics goht blowed awayh no competisshin’ such dah problem tried tah fake ah secks rep cawhs shee thirds bi’ loseh nevuh stood ah chance woodn’ been able tah handuhl it.

Hah didn’ haftah bi’ setluhm like dat jus’ deceyetit to. Dat haddah prom treyein’ tah bee blag awhl collahs n’ agehs n’ seckses wus hittin’ it.

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