Dec
24
2008
She dah nevuh chose zeroh tried tah fake huh secks rep. She awh hawhs laff Funnee awhl thoo life.
Newtrawhl skang bwah an’ bi’ seh frawhline kessler nevuh do strip an’ have a good tahm. Three snaps in a circle fah huebangee drag bwah.
Dec
19
2008
Whas yah prom ack like yah nevuh hahd Good Food befoh?
“We listened to your music and think you’re a Great Drummer!” Know das right.
Big Dad playin’ France dawhg! Luh! Luh!
Wish dayh awhl could be California Bi’ Seh!
Dec
18
2008
It is sehd dat a suckahs born evree minute. Jus’ Might Be!
Dec
18
2008
Yah ain’ welcome tah sit in an’ Dis Heeyah’s Whah!
Dec
04
2008
Duh generawhl need Christmas work. Aneebodee Got Hawh Applicashin?
She WUS pojeh pleedin’ fah huh life one way in one way out pass dah Big Dad woof! Mah baby girl ain’ watchtit no shi’ like dat is awhful.
Freeze maggot ‘less yeeooh wannah dah thirds bi’ zeroh’s nowhah drag.
By comparison We Awhlways Goh Tit!
Let’s Compete!
Awh nawh bi’ seh today is reellee Sunday and ahm reellee gettin’ Mahh Rehhst.
She pearl harbah kep’ gettin’ huh arrangement took lostit.
I love it when we crewsin’ tugethuh babee led me take you awhn uh scenic crews das whah ah would do dat thirds bi’ seh “eenuff Ray pleese!”
Skang bwah is at dah ATM 24/7, frawhline kessler lost huh negatives bi’ seh, huebangee drag bwah is testin’ 1-2.
Arrangement didn’ kare fuh ’cause she thirds bi’ absolute pong zeroh nevuh touched huh.