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A Toast Thank Yah! Dhis soil is nowh Africa Annex Pacific Standard Time. Youh ol’ crack fixdid skag bah wah wah wah “We Awhlways Got It” an’ dat accordin’ tah state engineer Jerry Hawke “beats dah third bi’ seh shi” outah yoh cryin’ week arse “rates”. We evereebodee Simmons awhl yoh trag life. Dhis heeyah is moh fun den bein’ awhn stage in front ah camera an’ yoh ol’ pong arse know dhaht.

Lis trag wit a owht off it tehbull embahs ac’ ain’ shi’ jus’ uh slap skag bah entree level teevee position is awhl is go evah be got no reel talent. Frustradid pong she jellus thirds’ bi’ seh fuh life.

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