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Heeyah at dah top huh dah freemahnt hill Jus’ Ihn Tahm fah dah festivitees.

Behlee dah shi’ das smittee skag raggedee dude stangeedupusheesay dems is fawhnkee andrehjeens.

Shee oveeyeslee sahd embahs an’ misbull cawhs she ain’ got nun awhl huh life cane be reel thirds bi’ seh yehawh!

She ain’ no fuh reel thang thirds bi’ fuh’n judge e.t. negbone is hurtin’ we ghot it.

Her arrangement “put dat squehawh down ’cause she didn’ know dah facs ah life” she don’ know whut huh establishment meen she zeroh nevuh hah mahn.

Ah know skag bah Nevuh Wuhs! Trag fun hows dummee nevuh pawsed he still bi’ seh huwah huwah huwah.

Thirds bi’ wantit a fake secks rep ’cause she huh zeroh nevuh huh mahn an’ judge teyenee bull on divose coat is embahs wannabee additute fulla teers fah reel.

Got four videos awhn iTunes! Awhl you fahrmah SELECT Records artists read hum an’ wheep is happnin’.

Big Dad moren’ jus’ Local Ahm Worldwide Dawhg!

Das skag bahdee shay dawhg frum Dah View channel seven huh marreetool failyah kid’s sum kin’ huh todd. Big Dad got dis heeyah “Love” magnet wit proof awhlways.

Bags in dah ches’ yikes das scaree ain’ fahnnen ain’ sexee fah reel dose his pasemakahs.

Dat ain’ shi’ buh thirds bi’ seh mumblin’ an’ cryin’ Ghot It!

Washdid up col’ casedid bloated bi’ seh embahs top awhl out goofee an’ lil’ bi’ countree. She missed it awhl thirds’ bi’ zeroh nevuh wus Whus’ haff huh dat? Still wearin’ helmets helloh yah hurtin’ is ovuh nobodee remembers wifes din’ know nothin’ evehn yah awhn dehth ‘roh.

She zeroh huh secks an’ level ain’ goht it loser tah hit awhl. Dees heeyah’s awhl good! Raymond Simmons Live At The Bus Stop Club In Oakland, California U.S.A.

Das hueglee jang bwah squid possibilitee wit bi’ seh full huh teers top an’ back awhl ouht, snohdgrass an’ dah pigmee cheef awhn channel fahv sahdee mawhnins.

She kept gettin’ huh arrangement took Nevuh Chose Zeroh.

Hang it uph! She nevuh had kids ’cause she nevuh wus huh man owht of it awhl huh life thirds bi’. Whut chu an’ J.B. go do fah huh “skwah” arse “miss molleeh woohooo” get marreetuh? Dam neeyah bi’ seh dah shi’.

She gottah be jus’ stoopit lookin’ an’ frontin’ for seventy years huh jokes ain’ nevuh funnee meens bein’ paid ain’ no possibilitee awhl bi’ seh.

Don’ make it as a man tries to Fake Dah Rep.

A Toast Thank Yah! Dhis soil is nowh Africa Annex Pacific Standard Time. Youh ol’ crack fixdid skag bah wah wah wah “We Awhlways Got It” an’ dat accordin’ tah state engineer Jerry Hawke “beats dah third bi’ seh shi” outah yoh cryin’ week arse “rates”. We evereebodee Simmons awhl yoh trag life. Dhis heeyah is moh fun den bein’ awhn stage in front ah camera an’ yoh ol’ pong arse know dhaht.

Lis trag wit a owht off it tehbull embahs ac’ ain’ shi’ jus’ uh slap skag bah entree level teevee position is awhl is go evah be got no reel talent. Frustradid pong she jellus thirds’ bi’ seh fuh life.