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Archive for October, 2008

Oct 28 2008

End Uh Dah Road!

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Yah come to dah end uh dis road huh bi’! Yah mahn nah go put yah arse tah Work out on dah Track!

Hue be like me ohnlee in Yo’ Dreahms.

Muh fuh awhl thirds bi’ zeroh Don’ Hate Incorporate!

Frawhlign kessler aht channel fahv mornin’ news got proms huebangee drag bwah wid dem lil’ brehsteses makin’ fun of huh skang bwah awhl neutral.

Prom brohke arse nevah chose zeroh cane eem fish cherp! cherp!

Da allee was pitch dark and dat lohawhut was fullah holes Big Dad stepped in one an’ stumbullt hoh edweenah creye whutevah wit huh gran’ scentrawhl booteh.

Mathah goht a tickah mee ehlmo. Awh raht we Big Dad gohwin’ awhn up an’ thoo.

Ches’ did huh like dat bi’ seh skag bah wanna tic tac raht ain’ hollee fahn lippee lion lolleepop drag we awhlways got it.

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Oct 27 2008

From Dah Core Of Huh!

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From dah Core of dat faht heahd Brawhd Mah on channel fo’ is thirds bi’ seh awhl huh life.

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Oct 22 2008

On A Neutral Corner

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She thirds bi’ seh stanin’ by huhsef awhl huh life on a Neutral Corner.

We true we true got it! She draggin’ relationship advice nevuh chose zeroh pong virgin merree thirds bi’ seh. Theh’s top an’ back awhl out smittee skag raggedee dude stangee dupushesay, huebangee trag bwah ‘countit fuh weathah down theh.

Chances are her chances wuz nevuh no good she thirds bi’ awhl huh life. Judge mahtha on channnel fawhtee foh creyein’ up theh wit huh lolleepop in huh han’ wishin’ she could releev zeroh embahs sufferin’. Ohnlee time thirds bi’ got huh arrangement back wuz when da necks guy dat took it got thoo wit it she jus’ creyed up ’til then.

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Oct 20 2008

Owhnlee In America!

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Bein’ da bes’ is easee fah Big Dad awhl we talkin’ is uh creyein’ wishin’ thirds bi’ zeroh nevah ah mahn an’ uh creyein’ dumped arse auto front. Ghot It!

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Oct 17 2008

Ah Got Dah Loot Steve!

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Huh life reflects she thirds bi’ is awhful.

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Oct 11 2008

Da While Thang!

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Edweena luhvdid ta do da While Thang. We did it mos’lee everhee day fah manee manee moons.

Them washed up feecle bloatit fakers is embahs pretenin’ they don’t get it she thirds bi’ seh out of it awhl huh life uh zeroh.

Bah wah wah on channel seven is secshillee jus’ uh skag dude ain’ had no babies cawhs we cane do nun reel possiblee but tap his arse.

Shee jus’ stanin’ roun’ ouht deh creyein’ huh no hope fakeview hussuhl.

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Oct 11 2008

They’s A Smash!

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Raymond Simmons is a Three Hit Wonder. Excellent for an independent street drummer.

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Oct 05 2008

“Whar Thars Smoke..”

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“Whar thars smoke thars Fire!” Das a damp shame. Yawh still awh young mon don’ waste yawh coochee. Wha’ can ahh say on TV di’ shi’s empahsin.

Judge ET neckbohne bawht a thirds bi’ seh in yawh face hank dane awhright we got it.

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Oct 04 2008

Did Huh My Way!

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There’s the right way an’ ‘as my way, did huh My Way!

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