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No proms is oddbawhl stoop eazee n’ hurt is got ta nahdays be jammed in court undah penaltee a perjuree ’bout da truth. She nevah chose zeroh couldn’ happen reellee shawht of it awhl she cane get nun in huh life but thirds bi’ seh. Sahdee ya too late ya wun’ no contes’ Big Dad On Da Pong!

Bi’ seh thirds bi’ zeroh awhl huh life is true. Suhn on is thirteenth president is awhl good ahh make too manee munica swinskis.

It was landahs fah onlee hah shawht while. Big Dad’s packin’ da poetree Is What Yawhl Like! Is what ahh want is what ahh ghot.

Squahass lis trag ain’ gah shi’ bag deh dat brawhd kim kardashin got duhass jus’ a scrub bass thirds bi’ zeroh nevuh huh mahn awhl thoo life we ghot it.

She crine da channel five mawhnin news top n’ back awhl out on thirds bi’ seh hank trag smittee skag raggedee dude stangeedupushesay baggee pants wit da back awhl out half da pong’s head missin’ dees heeyah is Mr. Simmons thang yawh thang yawh.

Richard Roun’tree still Shaft. Dat ain’ shi’ but humberto honesahlay da humlee back skag chen awhl fawhmdid tuh dah lef’ sittin’ neh wit sken back bi’ seh awhn channel five evenin’ news.

She thirds bi’ zeroh nevuh had it awhl thoo life what them skag bahses go do sittin’ neh stoop n’ uglee we ghot it.

Lil’ stoop dwarf suggah wit a hammah n’ ah gowhn awhn creyein’ when we awhlways ghot it da ohnlee days hah get. Ain’t got it ain’ reckinized huh thirds bi’ prom.

Luh luh luh compare arses kim way out deh awhlmos’ ghetto lis trag flat jus’ kiddin’ hissef thirds bi’ hurtin’ out of it awhl huh life.

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