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No proms is oddbawhl stoop eazee n’ hurt is got ta nahdays be jammed in court undah penaltee a perjuree ’bout da truth. She nevah chose zeroh couldn’ happen reellee shawht of it awhl she cane get nun in huh life but thirds bi’ seh. Sahdee ya too late ya wun’ no contes’ Big Dad On Da Pong!

Bi’ seh thirds bi’ zeroh awhl huh life is true. Suhn on is thirteenth president is awhl good ahh make too manee munica swinskis.

It was landahs fah onlee hah shawht while. Big Dad’s packin’ da poetree Is What Yawhl Like! Is what ahh want is what ahh ghot.

Squahass lis trag ain’ gah shi’ bag deh dat brawhd kim kardashin got duhass jus’ a scrub bass thirds bi’ zeroh nevuh huh mahn awhl thoo life we ghot it.

She crine da channel five mawhnin news top n’ back awhl out on thirds bi’ seh hank trag smittee skag raggedee dude stangeedupushesay baggee pants wit da back awhl out half da pong’s head missin’ dees heeyah is Mr. Simmons thang yawh thang yawh.

Richard Roun’tree still Shaft. Dat ain’ shi’ but humberto honesahlay da humlee back skag chen awhl fawhmdid tuh dah lef’ sittin’ neh wit sken back bi’ seh awhn channel five evenin’ news.

She thirds bi’ zeroh nevuh had it awhl thoo life what them skag bahses go do sittin’ neh stoop n’ uglee we ghot it.

Lil’ stoop dwarf suggah wit a hammah n’ ah gowhn awhn creyein’ when we awhlways ghot it da ohnlee days hah get. Ain’t got it ain’ reckinized huh thirds bi’ prom.

Luh luh luh compare arses kim way out deh awhlmos’ ghetto lis trag flat jus’ kiddin’ hissef thirds bi’ hurtin’ out of it awhl huh life.

Is Showtime! da favrid bi’ seh exposure. Big Dad performs wit mah band The Original Ladies’ Choice. Hello lis trag we win it you awhl mine heh wit t-bwah squint argin’ wit yohsef. Teyeahd arse sneaker pimpin’ droopee coldpurgh an’ shae dawg divorced face it you thoo you ovah Totallee Infereeyawh fawrm freeks an’ thirds bi’s don’ make it. Big Dad strokes n’ jokes da best better ‘n awhl da rest thirteenth president awh mah sweet company. Cane nun be out we awhlways got it.

She draggin’ a New York state huh emergencee Big Dad got it in those places is what we want thirds bi’ seh got it.

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Shumone lis hank trag ac’ lahk you wanna jump out da screen at da Big Dad graze’ n’ taylah Simmons t’ bwah payin’ fah me Lowell High Cardinals skag bah dude ain’ had no babees jaws awhl plastic surgree tight thirds bi’ seh awhl huh life zeroh nevuh a mahn no hope we happnin’ evree day we Simmons got it is embahsin’ she mus’ forget ’bout it.

Huh losah thirds bi’ on divorce court dissed n’ rejected in teers “what-hever” cane han’le da brawhd too much huh huh too much. Lis wah wah trag too hung up ta survive got a skag bah break still ain’ shi’ ain’ paid fah whut.

Lawhng cut ledmon I tawht I tawh a skag where you hidin’ yo’ Rap?

She jus’ frustratit maggot what don’ know who she think she is wit’ soups upcide da head, glasses, french bread and olives awhl ovah whole band lookin’ embahs is proof thirds bi’ we awhlways got it huawh huawh.

Is huge head lame jogin’ hard muggin’ trag queen fun howz dummee atum of atum an’ steev there’s atum raggedy droopee corduroy Big Dad cehtch he be embahs we awhlways do know dat bi’ hi’ hi’ seh Fonkee frum da battle fiel’. Sough nastee an’ hongree hee could eat his shoe. Awh Nat Man cane hol’ bah thirds bih’.

She jus’ on huh knees beggin’ playin’ parts she obveeyeslee ain’ got uh denied an’ rejected thirds bi’.