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Jul 29 2008

Heeyah It Is!

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Heeyah’s what yawhl been waitin’ fuh awhl yuh lives. Check Out Da Hot Percussion Licks Album Video!

Big ti’ shairee is in pitifuhl deeneyeyawhl if he keeps creyein’ “mah hubbin mah hubbin” an’ is reelee divorcedid po’ thang thang. Da pong creyed like dat hah pen nah.

Wouldn’ have a ches’ if it wun fah fake bags you kiddin’! Ehbodee still tryin’ ta mah da shi’! Blahn mus’ be danish. Creyein’ ’bout a shidee towel hangin’ in huh bathroom sumwheh.

Knowed dat she couldn’ make it ain’ eem chose. Have a seed lis seh thirds bi’ skag bah loosah ain’ had nun doohd’s whinin’ we awhlways got it Simmons. She preddee shoes nun on da Big Dad. Did dat oddbawhl did dat trew fawhm freek guh.

They ain’ shi’ but week auto pimpdid dane maggots. We knowed she’d be draggin’ thirds bi’ awhl huh life cause she kept gettin’ it took still beggin’ nevah chose cryin’ zeroh.

Frawhline kessler doin’ huh cryin’ drag. She keep gettin’ bloodee hit she bi’ seh mus’ acquit. Skang bwah ain’ eem squeyed possible skang bwah squeyed definite means we free da hump it.

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Jul 27 2008

She Ain’ Nowhere!

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She loser all huh life thirds bi’ Back Draggin’.

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Jul 24 2008

Word Ahh!

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Mah Word is she thirds bi’.

Trag dum’ arse creyein’ lis mah bi’ awhl seh. Big Dad did graze n’ tailah Simmons we awhlways got it wheyel t-bwah wuz at pop warner cain be a mahn thirds bi’. Doctahs have ta do dem fools so day can have sex.

She jus’ tryin’ ta cook thooh bi’ seh embahs gurl disrespectit kept gettin’ it took.

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Jul 24 2008

Face It!

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Face It if nobodee plays your record You Don’ Chart!

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Jul 24 2008

Save It!

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Might as well pipe down Ya Off Record!

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Jul 22 2008

Mah Planet!

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Awh das jus’ thirds bi’ Ah Got Dis. Don’ worree ’bout it drag zeroh nevah ha mahn fake rep don’ help nobodee sufferin’ out of it ain’ goht it.

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Jul 21 2008

Awh Is Trew!

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She tried to fake huh rep ’cause she pong vergen marree Das Right!

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Jul 21 2008

Kep’ Gettin’ It Took

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She cryin’ ’bout huh lost arrangement it’s Obvious Why she thirds bi’.

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Jul 20 2008

She Hurtin’ Reel Bahd!

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‘Cause she thirds bi’ ain’ got nun she Lies ‘Bout Huhself

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Jul 19 2008

Where’s Yours?

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Where’s Your Own awh awh reyed don’ have anee.

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