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Archive for June, 2008

Jun 29 2008

She Got No Jive!

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Arrangement say she put dat skwah down ’cause she didn’ know da facts a life. Nevuh chose zeroh tried ta fake huh segs rep ain’ no Jive.

Got moren’ him an’ ain got ta cook huh huh. Dane stang ho fag arse odd ya heard? He onlee prowhd a his deelins wit steadee frontin’ okra ’cause he livin’ like a king gettin’ ol’ startin’ ta lose it bags undah his eyes can tell.

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Jun 27 2008

Tits Like Mah Girlfriend!

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Big fat woman cuddin’ bump chesses wid da Big Dad so she fled da Site rumblin’ huh chub buh ta da office awhl scrude up. She thirds bi’ awhl huh life got no mahn thang.

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Jun 23 2008

Raymond Is Gettin’ Sum In Da Garage!

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Hittins reel good from da Garage where it awhl began.

Dem is jus’ skag bah mona leesah chimp mug piggee lahme arse dude mah bi’ seh faggers. Bob mah ain shi’ but a drop-out whut a jokestah. She thirds bi’ misree awhl huh days zeroh nevuh a mahn. Us is roohm owhnlee fuh Big Dad awhn it.

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Jun 21 2008

Raymond Simmons Broadjams Huh!

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Fuh da bi’ seh life ah huh huh we be Jammin’!

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Jun 18 2008

Raymond Simmons Goes Music Places!

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It hurts dem skagbahdees when Big Dad goes Places ’cause das thirds bi’ zeroh.

Long cut ledmon wit embahs crack hose buzzin’ we got what it is bi’ seh. No ti’s farmed arse name ain’ tavis ain’ smilin’ in misree payin’ still ain’ got nuthin.

Is true she draggin’ huh life thirds bi’ zeroh we wanna be Mr. Simmons awh! We Are! bi’ seh huh huh dat sugs got it. Bob chimp mah wit a oscah meyah weenawh whut.

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Jun 16 2008

Sorry But You Cain Slide!

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Sum wrawhng you big fat square you cain Slide! Dubble chin jang bwah totin’ a li’l bit a tendahloin drag squid possibilitee is awhl.

Mr. Simmons got it. Definlee life reflected definlee thirds bi’ seh Mr. Simmons in every court.

It’s singull draggin goodee two shoe frum da fruit stan’.

We know shame ta be mehkin on top nah ya proud furs tahm got it still might get chose by Mr. Simmons. Bob mah on crack clumzee miss piggee lost in da desert dat ain’ no pressure screwed it das awhl wun no “good” reellee. Where did she go didn’ partee missed it awhl thirds bi’ drag is awhn fa life wid dem skagbahdees.

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Jun 16 2008

Raymond Simmons Confronts Huh Dead In Huh Tracks!

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Raymond catches her crack a dawhn top a da hill at MusicTrax.jp

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Jun 15 2008

Raymond Simmons Enters Stage 66!

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Raymond is up on Stage 66 Feel Me? Skang bwah queen fakers bi’ seh squid possibilitees awhl nevah has aneethang.

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Jun 10 2008

Raymond Simmons Is U2Upfly!

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Raymond Simmons flied awhl up in dat. Check Him Out Here! and Right Here!

She cane be a reel mahn so she figured she’d try to fake her secks rep an’ frunt as a Price less Peebodee retahd.

Well wit awhl due explanashin shairee is attracktive in a Miss Piggee kine a way.

Donna Hanover say “An’ das a rap!” She thirds bi’ seckshillee awhl huh life zeroh nevuh wus missed it awhl wun chose kep’ gettin’ it took creyein’ tried ta fake da rep an’ nem viehw bi’ seh skagbahdees is panickee tryin’ ta sell sum hurt drag we awhways got it. Senior structural computers is mo’ money n’ anee dat trash. Nikkee Parkers’ leyeves embahs ruint didum like dat.

Huh Big Dad on skag bah arse ’til he be like jahnee cahson. Deprit ta fake da rep cawhs we know she thirds bi’ awhl thoo life.

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Jun 08 2008

Raymond Simmons Wins Imeem!

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Raymond Simmons done proved it awhl Right Here!

H’lo I’d like ta speek ta long cut ledmon bi’ seh kid’s adopted is she dehuh?

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