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May 18 2008

Raymond Simmons Is Cycastic!

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Raymond Simmons is cute n’ cycastic See!

What huebangee drag bwah got Big Dad cleawhlee ain’ missin’ she red means huh arrangement been took agahin.

Maggot onlee ones countin’ us is us oops upside ya documentree head.

Ol’ bi’ seh spock ears on herawhn is cryin’ ta make jokes from a thirds bi’ secshillee ain’ shi’ in huh life totallee reeflected. “Oh God this heeyah is what ya need he’s Mongo Santamaria! Ahm tellin’ yawhl mah Big Dad is Great Guurrrl Check Him Out!!”

Lis trag ain’ goin’ no fuhthuh, Big Dad got bi’ seh fo’ dat bird was eem hatched. Huh huh puppeteers evidence we unbeatabull no chance fa thirds bi’.

Know da Big Dad don’ wawhn yeeooh seh name a dat cain afford tittees. If bob mah owned a mirror he wood get a total makeover huh huh trag like dat huh huh thirds bi’ awhl thoo life.

Happy Birthday To My Grandbaby. Thirds bi’ wahs over theawh cryin’ wit da Parkers dem nikkees n’ kims. Don’ cost ta say nuthin’ she ain’ got nuthin’.

Da view bayhine is a mahn adum n’ steev right. Das why he big head hard in da mug.

Huebangee drag bwah got his doodle cocked n’ still cain lay no eggs. Uh nevah chose zerowh dat tried ta fake huh sex rep is awhl janis wuz foolin’ roun’ wit not no hope.

Red peebodee pong arse nevah a man bi’ seh did huh like dat we awhlways got it.

Fake arse gurilla mug cryin’ dahs us an’ she thirds bi’ life reflected. Say “jang names is stoopit ya spit on ol’ folks” hooh dah punnee les awhl go see dat.

Check if you wanna donkee ride reel punnee huwah huwah.

Far as shairee Big Dad take da part wid da tittees an’ da possible keep dat mug.

Dat ain’ no best in da world. If she tried da back a r&b group like da Temptations she’d be lost. Das jus’ bi’ seh strung up pong arse teen queen effort rates nothin’. Time run out fuh bloated skag see. Ol’ laydee spock ears sahdlite dishes got nuddin’ at awhl in huh life cus’ she thirds bi’ cryin’ ’bout she woke huh huh. When macmayawhn and holeefeel can go broke who dem chomps.

No rushdee let it drag top n’ back awhl out bi seh. Shairee yo’ eyes is like dog eyes dat titnarse is a Big Dadee rise. Still keep dat mug.

Cryin’ ’bout whas cool Big Dad cool she ain’ foolin’ nobodee awhl bi’ seh is sum fine lil du du she tryin’ ta impress.

Clock ain’ out on skumsuk she jus’ on anudda channel same ol’ high top fade.

Skag bahs a mahn ain’ had nun. Thirds bi’ awhl huh life drinkin’ wish water wit huh wish sammich cain afford nuddn.

Is bob mah on crack wit a oscar meyer weener das wah sum homeless dude is hittin’ it.

Scraps ain’ nun bi’ seh bob mah thirds bi’ need ta go out more square done missed it awhl. Give lent pocket zeroh nevah was a call an’ help dat losah.

Thanks fa da concern erreethang’s cool now how can a brothah be down muggums?

Hahnhehl smittee skag raggedee dude wit da top n’ back awhl out go be sexee stangeedupusheesay is nothin’. Das just bumpin’ huh bawhl head fa dat bahdlee needed publicitee.

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May 04 2008

She All Revved Up!

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No talent then no break thirds bi’ Big Dad hit where she couldn’ eem git it who named after no birthright search who she is Observe Thus!

Baggee pants gettin’ frawhsbit let her go peebodee bi’ seh dat. Uh view drags faygin’ desprit we gawh tit. Skag bah on obrah fa what iss a mahn talkin’?

Brawhd sugar moms still at it. Drag at it’s mos’ terribull zeeroh hawhn mehelvhen. See jus’ ran da clock on her. Took it from da bank was reel eezee. Cryin’ no kidders we gawh tit.

Peebodee couldn’ prom no question she ain’ reconized. View skag no marriage never chose zerowh kept gettin’ it took thirds bi’ awhl huh life red cryin’ cheenk propped dowhn on huh elbowh cool jerk in yo’ face booyawhn uh stoopit lis slopdid across da way. Success finallee get a white toofus when you ol’ bad lookin’ an’ hair fallin’ out. Awh anudda ting dees heeyah’s uh video Dig On It!

Big Dad cool shackin’ hit it ten fifteen tahms a day sick leave babee.

Big Dad wants ta get inta dis skag bah hook up a papahback huff his memwahs prior ta his ‘brawhlayshins since hee’s not a Dick Clark or a Phil Spector or a Casey Kasem. Arrangement put thirds bi’ dowhn “skwaiuh didn’ know da facts a life” hah hah.

Ru tiarrheea cry “shumone thirds bi’!” draggin’ his mufflers hawhl huh life zeerowh tried ta fake da rep hah hah. Who ove us Simmons Dads is “It” compared ta dat nevah chose?

She jungull jack arse bi’ seh back awhl out she not us. Skags pleedin’ n’ cryin’.

There’s Ol’ laydee spock ears on herawhn got nutn embahs thirds bi’ awhl her life. Draggin’ desprit is bi’ seh we awhlways got it. Big Dad blew awhway da life of it broke n’ alohne tehbull.

She long cut ledmon bi’ seh possibilitees kid’s adopted.

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