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Das back awhl out hawhng up thirds bi’ seh a fawh reel choke. No prom stangee week mugscara Hawh hawh.

Skag bah drags is fakers da pong cried ’bout bein’ put dowhoun ta everybodee fruhum ‘roun’ heeyah ta da north an’ south jus’ a sahd arse mess gawht it.

Dat awhl you got ru dat cho bes’? Babee tattee memrees hah hah. Do’ ack n’ cut cha eyes Big Dad ain’ dawhg gawhn jus’ do dis to ya an’ be lawhng gawhn.

Big Dad awhlways got it rodnee cho koobawh neenyuggin’ arse.

Fat dagwood cryin’ ’bout dat thirds bi’ secshillee. Da butch’s life is a natchil bawhn joke is wrawhng ta roll model ‘at in fag shouldn’ eem be paid. Need da be behin’ da wheel a big rig headed down da highway barkin’ at da CB. Chev bwah ardee ain’ got nun.

Us dis bush skag bah on sum toilet tishawh?