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Mar 25 2008

Catch Da Big Dad

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Catch Me Heeyah!

She thirds bi’ missin’ a life pupplexed an’ rooint didn’ partee was never any hope. She peebodee never a man don’ say nuddin’. Skags awhlways writin’ ’bout sex tryin’ ta play da expert outa complex. Cuppla obees cookin’ drags is awhl.

Maggot upside da head we know ya cryin’ we awhlways got it. We don’ upgrade no thirds bi’ awhl band lookin’ out like dat.

He jus’ draggin’ goodee two shoe stoopit ain’ got nobodee spock eared mah bi seh on herawhn die. Lisenskee an’ President Big Dad seh hawh hawh.

Skag bah splainin’ he puts money inta his mug ta keep out da krinkles.

Skag bah ain’ had no babees. Jang boyling cane feed his yung. Lifetahm thirds bi’ it’s tryin’ ta be cawhlm.

Tomback all out stangeedupusheseh hugged up draggin’ her bullshi’ nah check out who thirds bi’ reellee is.

Doctor Killsmanks awhn nat ripped out da water got nun bi seh awhlways got it.

Tawhk bwah if you wanna be chose don’ mumbull cuz thirds bi’s where she at awhl up an’ thoo life seehuh?

Big Dad on mah bi’ seh cryin’ between quarters she got sex proms thirds bi’ don’ rate.

Chew wan’ tee bwah ahm busy awhn lis you know da deal? Skag Bah hung up drag had ta adopt she thirds leh pong bi’ sexually awhl thoo life a zero.

Big Dad gettin’ rid of it’s tellin’ da judge da truth five awhn da black hand side babee.

She jehlus we know dat Big Dad Worldwide Sexee Man hawh hawh.

What why it keep cryin’ at me, what how many kids it kept bringin’ me, what did daddy say when it said what I told it to do what it ended up doin’ not right what?

Hillbillee drags mumlin’ n’ cryin’ awhn TV bi’ seh thirds bi’ awhl her life zero “lookeh duh cahwers as day turehn’..” hah hah hah.

Big Dad seh awhn suhum frawhline pong arses awhl dham guawht huawh huawh. Evr’ythang jus’ skwide possibilitee jang boy ain’ got it.

Got ta drop trowh n’ gap points she is thirds bi’.

White port n’ long cut ledmon juice bi’ seh draggin embahs did dat oddbawhl did dat.

She shake reel bahd when she try to kiss she got a week heart.

Lil’ oreeo drag weather bwah cryin’ cawhs she thirds’ bi’ finished never any hope. Big Dad n’ donna hanover say “an’ das a rap”. Ten five nothin’ down ain’ no hip success too many breakins hit every day no thank ya.

Skag bah hollahs “Gumbawhls don’ be bothin’ back a his neck you ain’ nothin’ you too dam sprung!”

Whas dat dane gruglee trag o niner go do awhlways got it bi’ seh zero never a man.

Das androh peebody never a mahn huh mahmah’s awhn da street an’ is’ raynin’ men awhn thirds bi’. A cheep flat arse screen ho’ do’ know dat pong ain’ eem got rep bi’ seh.

Lawhng way da go to da border a Mexico Big Dad ride like da win’ free achin’.

Whas huh motivation goin’ back to huh trailer she true thesbeen awhl huh life zeeroh ain’ eem got rep hawh hawh hawh.

Tom back awhl out smittee skag raggedy dude stankeedupushesay is draggin’ bi’ seh awhn tap we got it.

Get wit huh two shoe by yosef cryin’ she got it draggin’ thirds bi’ awhl huh missabull embahs life she nun.

Is trag awhn tap graze n’ tailah Simmons funhouse dummee itself. Hugo end up lookin’ jes like yo mahmah is Ahnal stuck or what ain’ built no mo’.

Boogums boogums boogums there it is money gawhn alf movin’ on ain’ a tahm thang funnee skag bah wuz seethin’ hah hah hah.

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Mar 16 2008

Homes Wit’ Her Mama

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Sittin’ neh gelus didn’ give a fag ’bout dat bull you cryin’ dis heeyah is distributit worldwide fawh fat royaltee cumups hah hah hah.

Beedy beed hank frawhs bichell still cryin’ ’bout us bahdlee hurt when she fell into The Gap.

Maggot maggot maggot some back talk to Da Big Dad Right Heeyah Thang Yawh.

She’s a bird she’s a plane ain’ no skang bwah drag favrit bi’ sehs mah bag.

Thirds bi’ zero arrangement never even affectionate was a fake we did dat. Butt uglee farm freek no tis they not even acquaintit. Dad lil’ chap stick long cut happenin affairs two diffren bastidas ain’ management material flash bubdid amatcher teers lawhng gawn anutha hidin’ place bairlee female da cryin’ game bi’ seh got it awhl.

Lis wah wah is exclusively owndid by Da Big Dad an’ everybotee roun’ heeyah know dat word up ain’ no drag zero nev’ a man huh lifes embahsin.

Mr. Simmons tap me sum tipical hankee pankee lis sug mah handle n’ spout in luv graze in da clawhsit whewh n’ tailahh mahn da hole tahm you dare babees.

Peeyawhn fools is draggin’ frawhlahn kessler cryin’ she know she bi’ seh. Chimp mug bob mah on crack is cryin’ awhl he can requestin’ Da Big Dad awhn it freearn a bawhn swallah he funnee awhl thoo life.

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Mar 03 2008

Us Ahh World!

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Welcome to da new new base where lil’ Skag Bahks will continue to get his draggin’ pain an’ Big Dad keeps an eye on lis wah wah mah bi’ seh. Check Dis Out Sugah!

Do what she is jus’ fahn bi’ seh graze and tailah Simmons we got it.

Da never chose zero dat tried to fake da rep kept gettin’ arrangement took turned red an’ cried is awhl her parents an’ Big Dad said it’s awhlright ain’ shi’ das reel. She stoopit ain’ doin nun ’bout us cane be like Big Dad got it not at awhl. Beedy beed hank andro frawhs bichell hah hah.

They awhlways cryin’ dat we cool, got it.

Frawhline kessler bi’ seh hurt awhl she got is day hah hah hah.

Da pong farm freek no tis got it awhl ovah dat Mr. Simmons.

Cryin’ as mah bi’ seh while workin’ da game is painful her career was shamed and ruint. She problee dead nah cawhs where she went she favrit bi’ seh boo hoo hoo huh huh huh hawh hawh hawh. Big Dad threat took it she thirds bi’ life awhl by hersef hee hee hee.

Cryin’ ’bout she happee. We happee she thirds bi’ sexilee awhl her life a zero tod ca’ earn no money everything’s fake. Spock eared bi’ seh on herawhn two shoo fugged up bah hissef exactly like da man Mr. Simmons.

Baggee pants buys crack. Peebodee andro jus’ like a girl. She ain’ got nun ta do wit’ us thirds bi’ loser gelus beg zero. Smittee skag raggedee dude stangydupushesay same Big Dad frum da sehment.

Check dis out doc three drags tell jokes, Big Dad dun knocked up dat stoopit kid twice an’ skag bah got nun asses dum’ nozee questions awhl jus’ week opinyawhns tryin’ ta dictase an’ is bi’ seh anniversaree want tu histree we got it high grade.

Dubbull chin gameless still do’ open tryin’ ta grajwait frum kindergarten head achin’ an’ fakin’.

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