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Das wah rueh pawhl teyereeah ain god no babees cane take it nowah bud dah arse like dat thirds bi’ vergen marree zeroh whut wus nevah huh mahn.

Shee keep bi’ seh creyein’ hin dah pahkin’ loht wishin’ shee couhd reelate. Big Dad awhl up inyah ain’ pullin’ ouht. Whus up wid dah hehdueh grihnin like dah pong.