SELECT

Hahm tellin’ yah lisnin’ tah SELECT Records is time well spent!

Draggin’ huh kahpoop awhl thoo life shee nevuh chose out ‘n dah cold losah.

Secks surgiclee removed is Big Dad Onlee Whoevuhs Next Don’ Get Nuthin’.

Dahs hah whide duh strands an’ roots awh on smittee skag raggedee dude stangeedupusheeseh. Peebodee nevuh hah mahn true as life fruntin’ huh teevee job is awhl.

Dahs When Youh Know Shees Hah Skagh!

Huh bi’ seh dawhg name king creyes evree day he ain’ worreed when hee obvyeslee is we got it hystohric whut bi’ setuh cancellashins.

Maggot’s draggin’ huh kahpoops awhl fullah teers an’ up seyed dah hehd cancellashins. Huh mahmah calldid fah tiggids. Natchill bawhn Big Dad thangs yah thangs yah an’ edweena thangs yah. Whah woohd nun hah dhem thangs noht surpreyes meeh.

No whethahs ’bout it bi’ setuh trag cancellashin is mahn an’ creyein’ huebangee seh “whoodat” hawhl ovah wid thirds bi’ zeroh.

Bi’ seh lawhngcut ledmon jes got a kid ain’ hurse. Fruet awhn peeanah ain’ rainin’ nowheh. Hah shee lahk bein’ dissed awhl huh life cause shee didn’ make it as a mahn.

Shee way too late nevuh stood a chance Wuddin eem spoken to an’ it hurt.

Big Dad Credentials is awhl validated dem fuehls up in dah office don’ need any more. Dat thirds’ bi’ zeroh treyed tah fake wit no hope sheeah nevuh be needed. Hahm cleen goht it.

Hahwood stork secks shame got a lil’ one shee tol’ Samuel L. Thirds bi’ nevuh chose also shame don’ make it as a man. Dog name king wus barkin’ sken back bi’ got a lil’ one, hee ain’ got nun uglee sehf.

Packee pahnts creyein’ awhl Facebook ugdid ’cause Big Dad dah treyed n’ true kick arse first class citizen. Dubble chin jang bwah havin’ mah kid we rich.

Shee pretenin’ shee hank reckonize male when shee life reflecdid thirds bi’ zeroh it hain’ workin’.

Since shee ouht ove it awhl huh life shee obvyeslee cain do whut huh man does.

Shee ain’ got its ove anee kind hah got its awhl ovah huh. Reesin shee didn party shee lil phonee girl scout is awhl.

One day aht lou’s pier 47 hin frunt dah band shee sahd dowhn hawhn maggot soil an’ cuddin’ get up. Seyemuhn sehs knock it off dem cheep glasses frum huh face. Huh way we go thirds bi’ zeroh awhl huh life.

Seyemahn Sehs beeh huh deyek ho’ leyeawh. Heen pus’ huh run jehremee production noht SELECT.

Grampawh strokes tah dah eas’ strokes tah dah wes’ strokes tah dah ohne dat suh-fuh dah bes’ strokes it strokes it. Life’s fullah muhstakes.

Is payday n’ foohs is desprit streemlee dum’ how ’bout dat Peppermill tahnide fahlahed bah hot secks wid dah Big Dad as’ suhmbodee.

Hah don’ wan’ no email frum daht broke arse reportah.

Das bi’ seh long cut ledmon given hahf a chance bah huh fox hah hah hah!

Hundut puhscent pong bi’ seh stang wit huh room messed up broke arse gottah payh judgement.

We awhn skag bah soil phase livdid trag queen nevuh had babees. Parents say okeh arrangement is cummin’ wit us dat pong rates zeroh nevuh goh be a mahn. Is not a mahn today.

Das week arse sken bag bi’ seh keep treyein’ tah phage wit us we awhlways got it. Shee need special handlin’ cawhse she zeroh don’ make it as a mahn huh reetohd.

“If” nuddin same ho’ thang happm’ tah stoop juhj bullyahn sittin’ up theh havin’ nightmarhes.

Is thirds bi’ seh zeroh nevuh huh mahn. Treyed tah fake ah rep cawhs she couldn’ be chose squah missed it awhl throo fuh life. We leeve yeeouh wit a glimpse huff mah personawhl assistant.

Shee thirds bi’ zeroh shawht hah bein’ huh mahn awhl huh life. Bi’ seh Peebodee cane make it noh chance. Tahng bwah creyein’ desprit hicups squid possibilitee’s awhl.

Ol’ stoop arse suj dah hank judj buhshinyawhn do’ know no bettah hee don’ wahn nun n’ as reel.

Das huh judj boughtoxin’ lippee leyeawhn skag bah sittin’ up deh ’bout huh zeroh cudn’ be huh mahn awhl huh life.

Judj maffus shee cane be huh smooth fayg arse adjewdahcashin ouht uff it awhl huh life.

Meeh an’ gump n’ fuzz topdid opee goht lohtah money. Big Dad totalee satisfeyed ihn life thirds bi’ seh huh huh whas duh career hain’ peehn pahck since.

Huh pong treyed tah puppee luv cudduhn make it dahs awhl good ouhtah sight!

Shee jus’ hah lil’ rehd panzee creyein’ runnee nose maggot tuetun’ aht huh lowh confusdid calibuh.

Wee knew shee wun shi’ kep’ losin’ huh arrangement zeroh dragged huh life treyein’ tah fake huh secks rep les observe dah upgrades an’ benefits hain’ nun cain hanuhl opportunitee noway didn’ check owht cudn’ check in.

Dubble chin jang bwah’s finallee kachangin’ ’bout tah close dah deel. Bi’ seh nah yah sayh hain no “system yes” howhoohoo pleehse enuff stop.

Hee don’ kare whut hee singin’ hare one culur him anuthah sittin’ up theh hershee barh thirds bi’ seh. Heeyah is dah pimpin’, luvdid, engaged, married, shagdid, stud kindah thang huh huh huh.

Howlehleehoohoo yah Dad hurht trag arse creyein’ cross boundarees tawhk awhn ‘pout dis heeyah. Quehd bwah cookin’ ain’ eem goht it thirds bi’ seh.

Sken back bi’s dowhn in tweedee birdlan’ scrapin’ huh tuppahweh creyein’ dah blues wus nevuh any hope.

Genie’s Ouht Dah Bottle hain’ goin’ back in! Nawh is seh such duh hank wannabee like skang bwah n’ dat stoop judge bullyawhn is played ouht.

Nawh shee bi’ seh mateo bahdlee hurd chickened ouht ran, sahn mateo wuhs huh knocked ouht cripple’ mahmah.

Shee cryin’ tah us thirds bi’ seh zeroh nevuh hah mahn. She Ain’ Nowhah!

Dat ol’ blahn brahd wus up in dat office Barkin’ ‘Bout Sum limpin’ roun’ in high heels awhlways carryin’ a big clay coffee muhug.

Yeeouh behn realitee over-ruhldid since yo’ broke pong arse awh nevuh bee a mahn arrangement can go ouht wit us. Yeeouh showh ain’ nun tuh take seereeuhs.

We god dis shee awhl thoo is duh life of it broke twah uff awhl tahm thirds bi’ seh huh zeroh. Us ahh Janice! You judgedid huh right ’cause shee wus Phonee Jehlus An’ Steeoopit!

Fat is Whar We’s Aht! Ain’ noh awghuhment frum pig gutt cuntree gurls shee thirds bi’ seh kiff huh pack duh awhguh. We know whut fuh awhl, awhl fuh whut.

Big Dad still awhn it thirds bi’ seh got tah take mah word. Pongs awhn teevee doin’ nun’ buh tastin’ teers draggin’ life. Zeroh as observdid shee undahflopped levehl an’ secks huh creyein’ didn’ rate.

Sken back bi’ drags awhl out cawhs huh dat chin thanglee.

“Don’t get bwah twah kissed get evereethang.” Moms das sahd drop dat jigglo get yahsef huh hero email Big Dad!

Shee faysin’ shee thirds bi’ seh verchin marree pong zeroh nevuh huh mahn is embahsin’ life.

Maggot kin nowh drink huh whine n’ cawhfee outa huh trophee or lick it offah huh plackh whathevuh. Dahd’s whut shee wawhnt sawhree ’bout Dahd.

Hah goht dah bes’ deal owhnahship dooh-dooh-whop!

Sudge dah hank we thirds bi’ seh draggin’ live ahd dah office huh huh.

Big Dad Duhbull Chin Menu sehs: Fah appetiesah smittee skag raggedee dude stangeedupusheeseh. Fah maehn couhrse kep’ gettin it took nevuh chose zeroh level an’ secks ain’ got it missed evreethang tried dah fake uh rep no upgrahdes at awhl. Fah dessert sudge dah hank thirds bi’ seh drags wit whip creem thin out wit dah backee pahnts napkins awhl thoo life. Toothpicks tah fawhl intah duh beedee beed hank frawhs bichell gaps. Peebodee’s wayhtin’.

“But I don’t wanna sing duh drinkin’ song.” Fahm freek wreckidge you mus’ sang dah dranggin’ song. Hah wants dah truth.

Shee thirds bi’ seh zeroh nevuh heard. Kid cain be ledmon shee cut too long.

SELECT is crappin’ pea green an’ maggot pongs is creyein’ plack eye peenuteeyes. Money mus’ bee right in true business fahm umhumyas.

Huhtackah cuddin’ take it well woman inchneer seh ovah n’ done. Guhnight seckahteree. Nine ten shee face dahn pleedin’ seeyah wuddin’ wanna pee yah huh.

Chewleeyeht n’ meyehk on dah street be awhl hehdscarfs n’ shades hidin’ ain’ sayin’ shi’.

Check ouht dat humptee hump digital underground nose awhl swohle up got it busted wit’ a foldin’ chair when shee lost hah fight in dah studio das right huh huh huh.

Thirds bi’ huh zeroh awhl thoo life. Nevuh had tis’ fuhm freek ownlee paht dah poohseh. Sawhree ’bout yah luh red panzee hoohd “sweetee pah” maggot jes keep it broke arse rollin’. Lehgs Open Tah Big Dad Woof!

Hah rocktit dah pongs worl’ so harhd duh lesson coudn’ be got an’ hah grajewatit twice.

Skang bwah hah don’ wake up dat earhlee an’ Ain’ Willin’ Tah Lissen Fughet ’bout ihd.

Das a cheewahwah name humberto Peyeowhh!

Ain’ no rates is drahg obvyes. She hert nevuh hah mahn like shee ben dun awhl huh life owht huff iht desprit fakuh huh huh.

Squang bwah checkin’ his haff inj hayven wit his dreemed up pussishin thirds bi’ zeroh awhl thoo life.

We livin’ in comfort got it Thirds Bi’ Seh!

Is desprit pane for us tuh be Bettern’ Sheeh Is!

Ahh who laffs fah reel Laffs Dah Bes’

We awhlways got it instead a huh life storee ah dat. Check it owht hah friggen pong looseh.

There’s dah farm freek oddbawhl dat went thoo life wit us got terminated thirds bi’ seh injuneer level thufferin’ thuckatash!

Yuh know Tina Turner wuhs Anna Mae Bullock so jus’ do whut yah like it’s awhright wit us Simmons.

Shee no count sissee creyein’ frum duh peenut gallrhee draggin’ thirds bi’ zeroh nevuh hah mahn.

Beedeebeed hank frawhs bichell had tah goh stangeedue like shee shangkah or suhm fuhn’ bodee huh huh.

Fuh’ nawh like evereebodee heeyah say whas’ dat ah rehd ‘coon awhn top yo’ head mah settlekahkah? Grampaw got it fuh reel.

Luh dat thang awhn his face. Big Dad got dah humperdinks in mah twentees is nice no need tah worree. No haid encorepraid.

She wood eem cut school tah guard huh arrangement whut kep’ huh creyein’ an’ beggin’ kep’ gettin’ took shee dat sahd no mahn. Twentee-ain’, twen-deenied, thirds bi’ seh.

Dah plot thickens hue bangee drag bwah got frawhline kessler awhn bloopahs ’bout dat stang.

Jus’ dubble chin jang bwah dah fungswayh cane kachang like dat.

Judge et neckbohne makin’ good dough awhn teevee onlee way hah wood live wit dat stoop trag too. She creyein’ eezee fuh us zeroh nevuh huh mahn. Big Dad got laid paid histree.

Hah hah ghet it nah shee nevuh chose zeroh thirds bi’ nah haff seh. Shee stopdid col’ frum bein’ huh mahn ‘cawhs shee cane be one juvenhile offhender is awhl no reel sucksess storee.

Peebodee segs fayg creyeonics goht blowed awayh no competisshin’ such dah problem tried tah fake ah secks rep cawhs shee thirds bi’ loseh nevuh stood ah chance woodn’ been able tah handuhl it.

Hah didn’ haftah bi’ setluhm like dat jus’ deceyetit to. Dat haddah prom treyein’ tah bee blag awhl collahs n’ agehs n’ seckses wus hittin’ it.

King didn’ approve of a zeroh tryin’ tah fake huh secks rep. Dah Provin’ Groun’ Of An Artist.

Awhl ‘at is a mistriawhl wit judge e.t. neckbone ’cause trag arse cane pay no ‘tention thirds bi seh Desprit Big Dad Awhlways Got It!

She secks prom zeroh nevuh hah mahn. Ah Heeyah Whus Wrawhng Wit Huh!

Ah nevuh thirds bi’ debates mah name. Mah moms wun’ stewpit enuff tah cawhse dat.